Legay Choc is located in the heart of Le Marais. It serves classic French bread with a twist - the baguettes are penis-shaped. Ask for la baguette magique. These baguettes are soft and fluffy on the inside and crusty on the outside - make of that what you will. Slather your baguette with cream, jam or any other innuendo you can think of and enjoy.

It's run by two brothers whose last name happens to be Legay - we kid you not. Diners are recommended to begin with the balls - tear them off and dunk them in hot chocolate. A must-see in gay Paris. Legay Choc is a short walk from the Pompidou centre.