The Best Gay Christmas Presents for Him
It's time to get festive because Gay Santa has arrived.
It’s Christmas and you’re trying to find the perfect present for the gay man who has everything - or acts like he does. Fortunately, Gay Santa is here to help. We’d say he’s sliding down your chimney but that would be rude.
Here’s our curated selection of gay Christmas presents for 2024, ranging from Cher’s new memoir to a luxury hot chocolate machine.
Tension II Vinyl
You can’t go wrong with the latest Kylie album. She’s enjoying a renaissance with Padam Padam, a sellout stadium tour, and now a second Tension album. It’s safe to say that Kylie has a sizeable gay following. Her concerts are essentially gay revival meetings. Lights Camera Action, a standout from her new album, is a track that speaks directly to all self-respecting gays.
FOREVER (Amazon Exclusive Blue Vinyl)
Cher’s latest career-spanning greatest hits package is a guaranteed win. The album contains newly remastered versions of her biggest hits, as well as an unreleased curio she recorded with Phil Spector in the 70s. It even includes an ultra-rare track from her rarely heard album from 2000, Not Commercial (a less commercial offering she released exclusively on the internet). The cover image of Cher perched on her motorbike is also a major serve.
Cher: The Memoir: Part One of a Two-Part Memoir from the Iconic Artist and Actor
This is the final Cher gift and then we’ll move onto other topics! So, Cher’s first memoir (there will be more, obvs) will be released in time for Christmas. That sounds like a perfect excuse to buy this as a copy for your discerning gay friend, lover, husband or whatever.
Hotel Chocolat Velvetiser
This machine is a game changer. You see these gadgets and wonder if they’re worth it. Surely you could just heat some milk and give it a swirl with a spoon? We can confirm that the velvetiser performs some kind of alchemy, creating a perfectly formed hot chocolate that has a distinctly velvety texture. The chocolate ginger flavor is so decadent but in the best possible way. This makes for the perfect Christmas gift as it’s a bit too indulgent to buy for yourself.
Coolife Luggage 3 Piece Set Suitcase
A chic luggage set is a perfect gift for travel enthusiasts. Once again, it’s not the kind of thing you’re inclined to buy for yourself. Sometimes you don’t even realize how tired your suitcases are until someone buys you a pristine new set. Buy this for your gay bestie and he’ll be rolling it through the airport in Puerto Vallarta in no time.